Car Drama!

I don’t drive

Nope, I haven’t driven

An ugly paradox

Actually, a secret hidden

A dreadful monster that rears its head every time I think of climbing into the driver’s seat

However, it’s not what people may think

It’s a plague that’s haunted me from the beginning of "since I can remember..."

I’m at the mercies of

DWF: Driving While Fat

Will I look squished in the front seat

Will I even fit

And most frightening, will the seat belt click.

Yep, that’s it people

Why, I haven’t driven

Why my license still only grants “learners” provisions

But with God I know I can beat this stigma

Because now I finally want to drive

And begin freely, independent living!